• me: *owns 264 unread books*
  • me: *buys 17 new books*
  • me: *rereads harry potter*

666bird:

crappy
woter
full of
fucking
been

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hannibal-ate-bluebell:

girls don’t want boys to like them girls want kristen stewart and natalie dormer to play lesbian lovers in an indie movie with a good soundtrack

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Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
*****
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
*****
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
*****
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
*****
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
*****
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

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shantrinas:

skullita:

Space unicorn take 2 @sugarpill goldilux and @urbandecaycosmetics electric palette + @limecrimemakeup poisonberry #motd #space #altblackgirls

OMFG YOURE SO BEAUTIFUL STOP 

(via edgeoftheinternet)

marxisforbros:

smashasomebox:

thepeoplesrecord:

herhonestlife:

FUCK ANTI RAPE NAIL POLISH

Do you think that we haven’t been trying hard enough?

look, i get the idea that the polish isn’t a good way to tackle rape culture. i don’t think anyone is suggesting that it’s the cure for rape culture though?

I’m just really pleased that somebody has managed to invent a practical way for people to check for drugs in their drinks.

OBVIOUSLY the solution is to just not drug people’s drinks. but let’s not shit on this innovation bc it doesn’t dismantle rape culture, because i don’t think that was ever the intention

The impression I get is that if they’d made a glass which changes colour when a drug is dropped into it, there wouldn’t be as much of a problem, because then the onus of responsibility would fall on the establishment serving the drinks. But because it’s nail polish, the onus of responsibility falls on women, and therefore it opens up yet another line of victim blaming questions in terms of the steps women are meant to take to not be raped.

So while now there are women that will be able to use their new nail polish to avoid a horrible situation, there are also women that will be questioned about their nail polish after being in a horrible situations, so the rape culture status quo remains unaffected.

theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

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smashasomebox:

thepeoplesrecord:

herhonestlife:

FUCK ANTI RAPE NAIL POLISH

Do you think that we haven’t been trying hard enough?

look, i get the idea that the polish isn’t a good way to tackle rape culture. i don’t think anyone is suggesting that it’s the cure for rape culture though?

I’m just really pleased that somebody has managed to invent a practical way for people to check for drugs in their drinks.

OBVIOUSLY the solution is to just not drug people’s drinks. but let’s not shit on this innovation bc it doesn’t dismantle rape culture, because i don’t think that was ever the intention

radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

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